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deanandsamarebrothers:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thank you. thank you so much. so very very much. thank you.

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liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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Video 15 Apr 46,639 notes

amazingtroyler:

We are one

Photo 15 Apr 80,513 notes florels:

ivorish:

jollymermaid:

i love you gwen stefani 

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

florels:

ivorish:

jollymermaid:

i love you gwen stefani

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

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Photo 15 Apr 374,770 notes crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

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just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

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bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

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billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

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