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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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Audio 28 Jul 4,720 notes

wizzard890:

wvau-radio:

Bang Bang - Jessie J (feat. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

I am now contractually obligated to sing this into a hairbrush at least twice a week for the rest of my life.

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Text 28 Jul 148,122 notes

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

Text 28 Jul 135,145 notes To my future wife…

dropngoons:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

I hate this website

Video 28 Jul 24,424 notes

thatsamoangirlashley:

faithandalittletenderness:

fashionandlouboutins101:

cooolasssluusshhh:

My fucking bitch!

My love for khole is so real

But it’s wild that she was talking to her mom

Khloe my favorite but that foul mouth of hers TO HER MOM NEED TO GO. And if you disagree, you must be the same way to your momma.

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Text 28 Jul 310,180 notes

gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

Video 28 Jul 511,293 notes

ffrecklee:

mrlapadite:

The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.

Text 28 Jul 153,502 notes I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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