friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Bang Bang - Jessie J (feat. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)
I am now contractually obligated to sing this into a hairbrush at least twice a week for the rest of my life.
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
I hate this website
My fucking bitch!
My love for khole is so real
But it’s wild that she was talking to her mom
Khloe my favorite but that foul mouth of hers TO HER MOM NEED TO GO. And if you disagree, you must be the same way to your momma.
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on: